Current mood:

happy

Hello Morning Wood (not related to Victor)
When I woke up this morning I was so glad I had my Morning Wood again. Matagal din itong nawala eh.

Maybe it was because I was watching The Lover on DVD the previous night. Grabe, nakaka-el si Jane March. I really like em young. Anyway, nabahala talaga ako nung mga nakaraang linggo dahil di ko man lang ma excite ang sarili ko. Ganun pala yun lalo na kung may edad ka na. Sinubukan kong manood ng Cool Ka Lang. Wala talaga. Kaya nanood nalang ako ng pirated DVD ko ng The Lover. Naalala ko dati nung nagkausap kami ng isang sex therapist.

Ako: Doc is it harmful if I masturbate often?

Therapist: No, Mon it's not harmful. You know I always tell my patients, you must learn to satisfy yourself before you satisfy others.

Ako: (huminga ng malalim) Sometimes kasi I can't help it especially during cold mornings.

Therapist: Oh my, Mon, that's too much information ha. Pero I'm glad for people like who are very comfortable with their sexuality.

Ako: You know I had an argument one time with my more popular brother Erwin. He told me "Kuya, bakla lang ang nagjajakol!". So I told him, alam mo Erwin, isa kang bakla para sabihin yun, eh nung isang araw lang nahuli kita habang nanood ka ng mga Home TV commercial ng Breast Enlarger eh!!!

Bigla ko tuloy na-miss si Dr. Sex Therapist.

Yesterday while driving along Kamuning, I discovered this new Steak Place. Snackaroo Hindi ko maalala yung kalye pero mura lang yung Steak nila. Porterhouse for 90 pesos. Nainis lang ako dahil wala silang beer.